A quarter of cherry pie😍

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remember the time shrek 2 ended with the best animated music number ever for no apparent reason


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What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

when will i be able to jack off in this

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If you didn’t feel like jumping into yo tv and slapping those lil blue eyed devils for teasing Suzanne then you ain’t real and you need to unfollow me right na

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if you wont kiss your partner after you cum in their mouth you are truly weak and natural selection is coming for you 

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When her head is buried half way into your neck, and you feel the warmth of her breath seep into your skin, you kiss her forehead lightly, eyes closed but you feel her arms tight around you and know she’s smiling. That feeling, is probably the best one out there.


I want this again.

Soon ofthesewaters

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