passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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tacobell:

I want Taco Bell. I always want Taco Bell.

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theycallmemos:

Get that fucking salad out of my face, Jessica

(Source: octopusmotor, via c0ffeecunt)

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spyderqueen:

dansbunk:

handbuiltbyrob0ts:

[x]

aRE YOU KIDDING YOU MISSED THE BEST ONE

I love Cat Shaming attempts because it’s always clear from their expressions they a) give zero fucks what you think and b) totally intend to reoffend.

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princeweeniepants:

shesavulgarwoman:

Behold, a 120+ year old rhododendron

They rarely grow into anything larger than a shrub, yet alone a tree! 

Why does this not have more notes??

Because we’re scared

(Source: myunproductiveparadise, via fuuckoffandeatshit)

so-personal:

everything personal

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kuogayku:

intentionallyhomosexual:

totallynotmisha:

 

hawk-and-handsaw:

It’s 2089. all cops have been replaced by genetically modified dogs that let children pet them, help old ladies cross the street, chase down criminals, never eat donuts, bark at cat-callers, analyze dna, easily track down murders, pee on white collar criminals, and tear the faces off of rapists. utopia has been reached. 

How was this accomplished you ask?
Well its simple
Dogs are colorblind

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

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thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

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A Story A Day #180 by M.D.L

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