sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
(via hokioi)
this girl on my facebook feed has been posting statuses for 8 hours straight all today begging for someone to kill a spider in her bathroom and having several breakdowns in the middle and ranting about how she has no true friends because no one would kill it only to realize that it was a piece of hair and i’m still laughing
(via thatsmoderatelyraven)
when I’m staring at a girl and she thinks I’m hating
but really I’m just gay
and adding her into my bank of romantic and/or sexual fantasies
(Source: applepiesfromscratch, via celticbean)
Tumblr was on the news this morning. They said that Tumblr is a bad place because it ‘promotes self harm’ they said because of the whole thigh gap thing going on. They said that Tumblr only has skinny, almost anorexic girls. Please, we’re all obsessed with bands, food, porn, and gay fictional couples.
everyone fucking reblog this
forever reblog
Clearly they don’t have a tumblr.
(via fucking-lesbo)
booty booty booty booty rocking every pear
What do I do when I’m sick? I google “cat beards” on google images and here were some of the best.
omfg
(via dontforgettoloveher)
if you’re gay and someone asks you who the man in your relationship is
just look up at the sky and go
‘it’s jesus
jesus is our man’
(Source: anklegators, via clitosaurusrexx)
and they say gay marriage is unnatural
i’m screaming so hard right now ^
he eats a whole raw potato
(Source: fiftyshadesofmacygray, via supa-dyke)
